My Dad’s House 24.7 Feb2016

This is what the basement looked like in 2010, when I lived in my dad’s basement. I kept it mostly clean. The basement was my workout room and office for the most part. It must be nice.


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This post contains some disturbing images of a messy house. Continue only if you feel like it.

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Warning: My text posts are mostly about me.

People, who instantly hurl their life story and all their business at you, are annoying. My blog is guilty of this.

But hopefully you’ll only look at all the pictures and skip my nonsense.

And maybe I will get better at picture blogging with as little words as possible.





5 minutes of me looking at myself ^ in the camera.

That’s all blogging is to me.

RPG Maker MV – Font, Spellcheck, and Format Message Preview (HTML)

RPG Maker MV is great. You can change your fonts and everything. But the preview in MV only shows the default font and there is still no built-in spellcheck. I designed in HTML a little editable box to preview fonts and spellcheck and stuff, using browser spellcheck.

Mv Message Spelling and Format Tester << this link

And this is my forum post by me as Mogwai about it to explain more…

It’s not my most popular thing there, but I use it all the time in my game making.

My Awesome Bachelor Pad – Post #2










Got these custom print fleeces from Photobucket for $75 (total).

These are just random images I found on Google, and Photobucket sure enough printed… so I’m guessing it’s cool. In retrospect, these images probably have protected printing rights. I didn’t want to waste the coupon.

My own art is too grotesque to decorate my apartment with.

I’ll post art credits on this blog. It’s kind of an afterthought.

  • Princess Peach on the beach – Sigurd Hosenfeld from deviant art
  • Chef Kirby – property of Nintendo ( ^ irony?)
  • Planet of the Apes 1968 – Charlton Heston
  • Marilyn Monroe on G4 PPC – Andy Warhol
  • Anime iMac Girl – Satoshi Igarashi

This link here is what my bachelor pad art looked like in 2013. “My awesome bachelor pad – Post #1”

Princess Peach is my wife. We’ve been together since the NES 1980’s.

Animated Mental Patient Art

I was just in the Catholic mental hospital again over this Thanksgiving for not following my outpatient order. (not taking my involuntary shot) So I did this fractal coloring in arts and crafts group and when I got out I animated it.

I have schizoaffective and a force med outpatient order even though there is no possible real way to pharmaceutically treat thought and behavior in science.

Coffee Blogging – Every Good Blog Needs This

For its 91,046,479th appearance on blog on the web…

Coffee is a good thing. Don’t make bad coffee.

Here is a list of the basic advice that most avid coffee drinkers will tell you if you are just getting into coffee or you are bad at coffee.

  • Make sure to clean your coffee maker once a month by running a pot of 1 part water and 1 part distilled white vinegar through an empty filter, pause brewing about halfway for 20 minutes, followed by a pot of plain water through an empty filter. This keeps it from getting moldy.
  • City water makes for bad coffee too. A gallon of drinking water is usually about a dollar at a good grocery store. Make coffee with that.
  • Don’t leave it on the burner too long. It can overcook the coffee and make it taste bad that way too.
  • If you still make bad coffee after this short checklist, buy better grounds or just get the beans and grind your own. (I don’t grind my own, but I’ve read nice things.)

5 nephews – Congrats Bros

(I Photoshop’d my shoulder onto my head)

About every year since Aug 2012, my two brothers had babies until I now have five nephews.

Memorable names and biblical names too: The first one is named after a Sunday funnies cartoon kid; the second one named after a jeans brand; the third kid after a Dickens novel; the forth baby is the first man in the bible; and the fifth baby (I don’t know why because my older brother hates me) has my name for a middle name.

Pride Flag Generators

I stole this idea from Facebook. I on the other hand also made one for the Fourth of July that’s coming up, too.

Patriot Image Generator

Contemplating the 50 Stars

(grade 5)

  • Sliced Vertically – Five Rows of 9
  • Sliced Horizontally – Four Rows of 11
  • add extra 5 and 6 = 50
    (a modulus of 9 and a modulus of 11: to 50)
  •  9/11

Me thinking ^ while positioning the fifty stars with PHP.

http://jakeis.com/usa_this_image/
source: http://jakeis.com/usa_this_image/?source


Pride Image Generator

http://jakeis.com/pride_this_image/
source: http://jakeis.com/pride_this_image/?source

I’ve also seen like the trans colors, pansexual, asexual, antigenital, etc., but I don’t think those are needed. The LGBT flag (am  I calling it that right?) covers 4 kinds of pride in the abbreviation and I think just plain calling it the pride flag makes it a blanket term that covers all of those other flags. I mean for example, just with my own sexuality, I’d have to cross a bi flag with an asexual flag and throw in elements of pansexual and aromantic and sprinkle on some internet porn addict stickers (cybersexual, I invented it) and that’s just getting kind of convoluted. You can have pride in whatever it is you do.

Given that topic, I made this thing in ComiPo Manga Maker.

Jacob Jilg‘s Pride Flag

So this is my personal sexual identity flag ^ . 20 more years of working for peanuts, and virginity, and isolation, and philosophical pain of awareness, and it will 100% completely be a white surrender flag.

The gay states are my childhood with two alpha male brothers. The purple to gray black stripes are asexuality. The V is voluntary virginity, similar to V.H.E.M.T. but I don’t care about the environment. I just don’t like life. The stars are all porn stars, big or small (famous and unknown). The question marks are the ultimate question: WHY?