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John is in the mental hospital. I don’t know why. IWTD.

Posted by at April 20, 2016
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You’re paying off my credit cards asshole!

Posted by at January 8, 2016
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My shitty webcomic is just getting so bad and I swear I don’t mean to make it like this.

Posted by at January 2, 2016
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Presque Vu is one of the words that I get Presque Vu about.

Posted by at December 15, 2015
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Type nevermind in a spellcheck to get the joke…

Posted by at December 12, 2015
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I’ve been think about this a lot and I finally decided to get a tent and put it up in my apartment. I have weird push thoughts to do things like this and I only do the things just because I can.

Posted by at November 7, 2015
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John gets an amber alert on his phone and doesn’t care. His phone is being schadenfreude so he calls it schadenphone. It’s a play on words.

Posted by at November 3, 2015
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The Tell Tale Fart – by Edgar Allan Poo… LOL!

Posted by at November 3, 2015
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Brought to you by the Church of Dave Jimbus.

Posted by at October 14, 2015
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I thought it sounded funny. I’m sorry. Please comment. Let me have it.

Posted by at June 11, 2015
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Garfraud is sleeping on John’s shirts. Poot!

Posted by at June 11, 2015
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You’re eating my grains. If you want my grains, then have migraines!

Posted by at June 11, 2015
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I make artwork every day and have no followers or notes. I’ve deleted my whole blog three times. Doing the whole thing over gives me something to do.

Posted by at February 14, 2015
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Do you remember Shelldon? I don’t. I don’t know where this is all coming from. Forget it.

Posted by at February 14, 2015
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Nobody has been set up. You know?

Posted by at February 14, 2015
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If you are reading this, you probably don’t celebrate. I mean if you made it.

Posted by at February 14, 2015
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The mystery! AwwWGHWWwwhhgfh! DEATH!

Posted by at January 10, 2015
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I remember the farm from Garfield and Friends even though I don’t.

Posted by at January 10, 2015
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Jon’s lasagna bit to bits. It’s not lasagna. It’s Friskees.

Posted by at January 10, 2015
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Strip 14 – My community support worker was caught up in a pyramid scheme selling these herbal shrinking wraps and I thought it was pretty funny.

Posted by at August 4, 2013
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That sounds like it could be a catchphrase. Garfraud is so smart.

Posted by at February 7, 2013
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I’m a volunteer dog walker and I carry a bag, but ever since I got yelled at, I’m paranoid about letting the dog shit. I figured out my schedule to get the dogs after their yard time, but sometimes the dog is sick. Picture me getting yelled at and trying scoop dog diarrhea into a bag. It got on my hands! It got all over me!

Posted by at February 7, 2013
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Why is my head a pumpkin?

Posted by at February 6, 2013
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I stole this joke from a commercial. Poop!

Posted by at October 9, 2012
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I will probably do many of these.

Posted by at August 31, 2012
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I will probably do many more of these.

Posted by at August 31, 2012
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That was wrong. I feel dirty.

Posted by at August 31, 2012
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I think I’m so clever, but I’m handicapped to express these ideas I think are funny.

Posted by at June 14, 2012

 

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I hate people who smoke inside, but how will I look cool for the ladies without it? Ladies?

Posted by at February 25, 2010

 

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I actually had to Google Greek words to make the Greek expression. This is an older strip. I don’t know why I haven’t uploaded it yet.

Posted by at February 14, 2010

 

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Sex With Garfield #6

Posted by at February 10, 2010

 

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Not listening! La la!

Posted by at January 25, 2010