Tumblr is a toilet…

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I left Tumblr three times! I’ve been meaning to do some WordPress, but I still found that too Tumblr’ey. First I switched to Flatpress, converted my Tumblr themes and everything. Then I ran into some trouble with Flatpress because it hasn’t really been updated in a long time. So I converted my Flatpress from Tumblr theme into a WordPress theme. This is like the 28th I’ve made this theme. I finally left Tumblr for good though. Time for WordPress.

Posted by at November 19, 2016
#categories Crap, Vector Art
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The good ol’ grenade painted like an Easter egg cliche… Massive pwnage. Happy Easter.

Posted by at April 5, 2016
#categories Crap, Vector Art
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Real concept; I’m just crap at explaining it. Don’t mind this crap.
So sex is the original sin. The serpent is a metaphor for Adam’s penis. The forbidden fruit in Eve’s belly was baby Kane. We were never meant to be here, because breeding is for dirty animals.

Posted by at February 1, 2016
#categories Crap, Vector Art
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Like Golan the Insatiable IDK…

Posted by at December 6, 2015
#categories Crap, Vector Art
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Posted by at December 2, 2015
#categories Crap, Vector Art
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Posted by at October 20, 2015
#categories Crap, Vector Art
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Posted by at June 30, 2015
#categories Crap, Vector Art
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Posted by at July 17, 2013
#categories Crap, Vector Art

 

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Posted by at July 1, 2013
#categories Crap, Vector Art
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Tournament of Flash Artists. My ass is on Freehand MX. I can’t animate!

Posted by at June 30, 2013
#categories Crap, Vector Art
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Posted by at June 21, 2013
#categories Crap, Vector Art
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The popular emoji :burgin: from absforums.com around 2008.

Posted by at March 11, 2012
#categories Crap, Vector Art
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Posted by at September 20, 2009
#categories Crap, Vector Art
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His head is a house and the lights are on, but nobody is home. The angry burnout lost his remote and thinks the ninja stole it, but the remote is in the angry burnout’s pocket.

Posted by at September 15, 2009
#categories Crap, Vector Art
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Now in tree frog flavor!

Posted by at September 12, 2009
#categories Crap, Vector Art
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I had a roommate that was eating everybody’s food so I made this and hung it on the fridge.

Posted by at August 26, 2009
#categories Crap, Vector Art
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Posted by at July 10, 2009
#categories Crap, Vector Art