Went to my first Huskers Game With Fam

This ^ is they were doing the wave.

The Huskers played Idaho state. It was a blowout. I got sunburned; took no sunblock.

I went with my brothers and my dad. My dad’s broken foot is in a braced boot (an angry cow took him down a while ago), so he had to hobble all the way up and down the stadium in a boot. I used to live in Lincoln. I don’t miss it.

So here is the thing I learned about Memorial Stadium. My butt is about 24-30 inches wide. The numbered seats are only 14 inches. I never knew you could get so claustrophobic in such a huge place.

I’ve gone to high school games in the stadium for the mentally ill adult daycare field trips, and it seemed I had a lot more room at those.

That ^ is me in a corn hat. My brother made these hats without the official university seal of approval. We could get sued.

Where they park the rides for the entire stadium is beyond me. It’s like they all walk to the game.

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